The Official Two Guys and An Effects Box Home Page

Welcome to the strange and wonderful world of Two Guys and An Effects Box!

Clearly you didn't find us by chance.
It was obviously FATE that brought you into our world.
And now, once you taste what we have to offer your eyes and ears, you (and your sanity) will never be the same again.

You may consider this site to be the central "hub" of any and all web activity by the Two Guys.

If you want the latest info on mp3 downloads, how you can buy our latest CD, the newest video releases,
upcoming live performances, where you can get Official Two Guys merchandise, selections from recent photo shoots, etc.,
then THIS is the place to be.

BOOKMARK THIS SITE NOW!!!!

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Now on to the fun!

The HISTORY of Two Guys and An Effects Box	Find out how it all began....the untold origin of Two Guys and An Effects Box can at last be told!
Listen to Two Guys MP3s because I'm too cheap to buy their CD	What, you don't TRUST us? You're one of those LOSERS who likes to 'try before they buy?' Pfeh! WHATEVER! Haven't you ever heard of a 'leap of faith?' You don't want to go here. You don't want to listen to our MP3s. First off, the quality of MP3s SUCKS compared to pure, clean CD audio. And second off, you can only hear a handful of our songs on our MP3 site. And some of them aren't even the ENTIRE songs! What a rip-off! Not to mention that you may find yourself SO enthralled by the meager selection of songs on this site, that you won't want to TAINT the experience by ADDING to it with the much larger selection of songs on our album. So don't even bother, just go to the link below and buy our CD. TRUST US. BELIEVE US. You WILL love it. And you WILL tell people about it. And THEY will love YOU for enlightening them.
Buy our CD and Other Cool Two Guys Merchandise	Buy our CD, T-shirts, coffee mugs, wall clocks, and tons of other Two Guys crap that you don't need but know you WANT! Not to mention how much COOLER you'll be to all your friends when they see all the awesome Two Guys stuff you own. Plaster our logo all over your body and your home! Be our walking billboard! Show the WORLD that you are in on somehting special, namely the incredible auditory experience that IS Two Guys and An Effects Box And when they ask you about it, TELL THEM! We need minions. LOTS of minions. I mean, how the heck are we supposed to take over the world without LEGIONS of loyal minions????? Be our recruiter. Buy our stuff and spread the good word! We're counting on you.
Photo Gallery - Sexy Pics of the Two Guys and other stuff!	What more needs to be said? Some of our favorite pics from some of our favorite photo sessions.
Live Show Schedule - Find out when you can see the Two Guys LIVE in your area!	Dare you HOPE? Could we be appearing in a town, living room, or child's birthday party near you in the conceivable future? Well, we sure as heck aren't going to tell you HERE, you'll have to check the show schedule. Then you just might find yourself sitting in a seat, in a hot, stuffy concert hall, enjoying having your eardrums assaulted by us LIVE and IN PERSON for a couple of hours. Or until you get sick of us and walk out. But by then we won't care, because we'll already have your money! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Message Board and Chat Room	Where you can post messages and chat to people. DUH! You might even find us in there from time to time. If you have any questions, comments, insults, info on where to get cheap beer, etc., then feel free to post them here. Or pop by the chat room and see if you can make a few new virtual friends who may or may not be the gender they tell you they are.

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Well, except for our MP3s. You can spread those around as much as you like.
And I guess our pictures too. We like knowing that millions of people are staring at pictures of us.